INCONSEQUENCE

what's the good word, people. i realize haven't blogged in over 10 months, but i vow to not let you-die-now, well die. but not a lot has happened. i didn't move overseas. i didn't move back. i didn't have teeth yanked, reel in real swedish fish, switch jobs, write the soundtrack to a film, starfuck with the guy from west wing and billy madison, or visit the olympic village in vancouver. and i definitely didn't sell a gay childless couple some babies off the black market. it's been the same old shit.

so, in the spirit of my inactivity, i've decided to come up with a complete list of the most unimportant things ever:

• kid rock - he rhymes the word 'things' with... 'things.' several times. irredeemable behavior at best. oh, and even though it's a logical option, try not to kill yourself while listening to that shitty song.
  
• sarah palin groupies - behold their collective stupidity.
  
• service oriented web enterprise portal technology
  
  oh and my band didn't record a new album, so don't check us out on saturday, october 18 at jammin' java at 6pm...
  
  
  
  [...if you care, right at this instant i hear within temptation the silent force...]